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The latest studies have shown that the infamous creature "Efe Karaben" dwells in the East Wing of the New Dorm of the Rumsey Hall Asylum. Please take precautions when approaching this creature, due to the fact it travels in large groups of one. It is known to spit out insults faster than the speed of light, therefore being a menace to all sane people. Jon Wani was found devouring UNI-Brow Power Pills, along with shooting himself up with UnI-brOW SYringes. He was taken to the nearest mental institution, for these drugs are not illegal to abuse (what Wani did), but nobody except himself wants a uni-brow like he has. Please use caution around anyone with the last name "Wani." Brandon Bohan, another RHA possession, was discovered to have the rare AE Disease, explained best by your physician, because he was hoarding the sluttiest girls around RHA and banging them only, along with attempts on Wani and Efe (Wani nor Efe resisted, but they prefer each other. when authorities arrived, it was too late) | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| The Goshen RealNews (ASPALGBBCV branch) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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In Goshen Center School, Laura Guideline was knocked out cold by a certain M. Kuchta, a nearby resident. When asked about his actions, he plainly remarked, "She just wouldn't shut up. She had to for me to concentrate on my homework, something beyond her mental capacity." After the incident, everybody seemed much happier due to the current absence of the "little bi*ch." According to her parents, there are no rehabilitation or resusitation attempts ever to be made. Also in GCS, Brooks Bennett, a known troublemaker with a voluntary addiction to SPPs (short person pills), was found to have SPS, the age old syndrome of short people. When asked about his addiction, he commented, "I have no life, just a blank spot where there should be a dick and a faggot haircut. I know I am nothing more than the crabgrass on the lawn of life." We are all extremely happy that he came to realize the truth. The main problem in GCS would have to be the sucky school newspaper. When a certain good and extremely smart and talented student named Matthew Kuchta was prevented from doing anything in the school paper, everything got bad. M. Kuchta would have been the heart and soul of the newspaper, but apparently a certain bi*ch Craig Bothroyd was himself and A. can't spell, B. can't edit anything correctly or well, and C., most likely the biggest mistake of his career, didn't let M. Kuchta do his job as photographer. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| What the heck does ASPAEKJWBBAOAP stand for? and what about ASPALGBBCV? Who made this page anyway? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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ASPAEKJWBBAOAP is the main branch of the "All Sane People" organization. ASPAEKJWBBAOAP stands for All Sane People Against Efe Karaben, Jon Wani, Brandon Bohan and all other annoying people. | ASPALGBBCV is the Goshen branch of the "All Sane People" organization. ASPALGBBCV stands for All Sane People Against Laura Guideline, Brooks Bennet, and Chris Victor. Editor: Someone who strongly dislikes the following people: Jon Wani Efe Karaben Brandon Bohan Brooks Bennett Thank you for reading this wonderful newspaper!! --The editor of ASPAEKJWBBAOAP
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